....jokes....

The poor guy walks up to the rich guy's house. He's down on his luck

and needs some money. He rings the doorbell. "Hi there, I'm down on

my luck, need some money, and I was wondering if you have any work I

could do for you?" The rich Guy decides to give him a break, and says:

"Sure, my porch needs painting. I'll pay you 50 dollars to do it for me."

"Sure thing, Mister, I'll get started right away!" Time passes, until...

"Hey Mister, I'm all done painting!" "Well, here's your 50 dollars"

"Thanks, and by the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."

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Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician

was giving a show to some passengers. The magician ALWAYS had a

parrot on his shoulder. Whenever the magician told a joke, the parrot

would give it away. One time the magician had a knife, he spun it

around it disappeared! The parrot said "It's in his pocket, it's in his

pocket". The crowd booed him because the parrot gave it away. The

next trick he did, he waved a wand around and it vanished. Again, the

parrot said, "It's up his sleeve! It's up his sleeve!" The magician got

mad because he couldn't keep any of his tricks secret. The parrot kept giving them away.

One day the cruise ship sank. The magician and the parrot managed to

make it to an island where they stayed for about 3 months when the parrot, all of a sudden, burst out and asked:

"Ok, I give up! Where'd you hide the ship?"

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A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped
out in front of them and started snarling
The brother said "What should we do?"
The lawyer said "I'm gonna run for it."
The brother said "You can't outrun a mountain lion!"
The lawyer said "I don't have to outrun HIM-
- I only have to outrun YOU."

....jokes.... L4

hahahahahahaha

so funny

thanks

with my love

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